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Crimes I could commit or suffer where, unlike murder or being bashed, the news would fail to mention my sexuality

17 March 2007 | gay crime, mcsweeney's rejections, queer | 3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Rubin110 said on 17 Mar 2007 at 3:00 pm:

    Flamboyantly Gay Diamond Smuggling can get you life in prison I’ve heard. There’s also the taking photos of a building from the street when asked not to while under the influence of Gay.

  2. Sam said on 27 Mar 2007 at 10:11 am:

    I’m reasonably certain gay arson would get your sexuality mentioned on the Tonight Show. Fans of the obvious joke, that Jay Leno.

  3. Jonas M Luster said on 3 May 2007 at 10:37 am:

    Come on, Jason, “gay arson”?

    Reverse redecorating? Drive by home dis-improvement? “But, Your Honor, you should have SEEN the color of his sidings, completely clashed with the petunia bed outside, I _had_ to torch that place”.

    Gay diamond smuggling? Where exactly did you PUT those diamonds?

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