{"id":89,"date":"2007-08-06T19:32:06","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T03:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/2007\/08\/06\/im-sure-some-people-would-be-flattered\/"},"modified":"2007-08-06T19:32:06","modified_gmt":"2007-08-07T03:32:06","slug":"im-sure-some-people-would-be-flattered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sure some people would be flattered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a situation I would have anticipated: On a personals site, someone stating in his profile that his band is going on tour soon (my town: later this month) and that he&#8217;d need places to stay, shot me a message saying I &#8220;seem like a rad guy.&#8221; Also, according to his profile, he&#8217;s not adverse to having a fuckbuddy from time to time. Also, he&#8217;s 22.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m connecting the dots in the most probable manner, and I&#8217;m just not lecherous enough for this gig. Forgive me if I don&#8217;t respond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a situation I would have anticipated: On a personals site, someone stating in his profile that his band is going on tour soon (my town: later this month) and that he&#8217;d need places to stay, shot me a message saying I &#8220;seem like a rad guy.&#8221; Also, according to his profile, he&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,56,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","category-purposefully-missed-connections","category-queer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}