{"id":69,"date":"2007-03-17T10:02:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T18:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/2007\/03\/17\/crimes-i-could-commit-or-suffer-where-unlike-murder-or-being-bashed-the-news-would-fail-to-mention-my-sexuality\/"},"modified":"2007-03-17T10:02:43","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T18:02:43","slug":"crimes-i-could-commit-or-suffer-where-unlike-murder-or-being-bashed-the-news-would-fail-to-mention-my-sexuality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Crimes I could commit or suffer where, unlike murder or being bashed, the news would fail to mention my sexuality"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Gay grand theft auto<\/li>\n<li>Gay perjury<\/li>\n<li>Gay tax evasion<\/li>\n<li>Gay breaking and entering<\/li>\n<li>Gay online music piracy<\/li>\n<li>Gay diamond smuggling<\/li>\n<li>Gay arson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gay grand theft auto Gay perjury Gay tax evasion Gay breaking and entering Gay online music piracy Gay diamond smuggling Gay arson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,43,57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gay-crime","category-mcsweeneys-rejections","category-queer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jaschu.7au.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}