Despite some sort of malaise the night before involving dehydration and/or a fever and/or a caffeine withdrawl headache, and sleeping in this morning, I managed to go from bed to ready to leave this morning in 30 minutes. Normally this takes me an hour because I’m just that slow in the morning. I even flossed, man.
Normally this wouldn’t warrant a post, but obviously I’ve been replaced by some sort of invader, either from space or another dimension. Just trying to warn people in case I grow to be 2000 feet tall and destroy downtown in a poorly-edited video montage. Because let’s face it, that sort of thing always ends up on YouTube.